Sunday, March 29, 2009

Charting your love territory

"We should do your chart," the wise one said excitedly. "Then, you'll know what signs to avoid and what ones to pursue. It'll help with the weeding out process and help you focus your efforts."

The little one pondered this cosmic concept, as even Greg Behrendt hadn't included the importance of zodiac matches in his Man-Bible. "Oh, yes," she agreed. "Chart me. No wasting my time on the known incompatibles."

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