Thursday, April 9, 2009

To top it off

The clerk was chatty tonight at the organic grocer. As he pulled her pineapple through the checkout, he asked: "Do you want to keep the top on?"

She smiled, knowing the apt reply. "No," she said. "You can take my top off."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

and then she realized her most frequent recurrent nightmare: being naked in the public spaces whole foods...