Sunday, July 6, 2008

Good vibrations?

I stood in an aisle amidst other aisles of jelly-filled phalluses, looking perplexed. So far, the scenery was doing nothing but freaking me out. Sex has to be more than all of this, I thought to myself. But for the sake of fulfilling my homework assignment, I gravitated to two boxes with contents made in Germany that were unintimidating and...cute.

"Can I help you with anything?" one darling employee asked.

"Yes, I'm looking for the letter O," I wanted to say, though I'm sure my presence in the store kinda said that already.

"Yes, actually. Do these work?" I asked, holding up my selections.

Her face lit up. "Well, I manage returns, and I never see these. I think that's a good indicator..."

I'll take a dozen.

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