Saturday, October 11, 2008

The best way to stay warm

"What are you going to do tonight?" she asked her roommate as she was getting ready for a cold weekend up in the mountains with a handful of girls planning to meet random people and forget about flaky boys.

"I don't know," her roommate said, contemplating the options and wishing she was burrito wrapped in a pile of woolens. "Probably just laundry, watch movies, knit a hat and wait for a hot sexy Latin American man to come over and ravish me in my fresh clean sheets."

She laughed. "Body heat would keep the heating bill down..."

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